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Weird Al – The Night Santa Went Crazy
Weird Al Yankovic-The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were makin’ toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared ‘em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, “Merry Christmas to all – now you’re all gonna die!” The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized he’d been gettin’ a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you’ll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, “It tastes just like chicken!” The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can’t hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin’ in reindeer guts There’s the National Guard and the FBI There’s a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin’ ’round in the sky And the bullets are flyin’, the body count’s risin’ And everyone’s dyin’ to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santa’s doin’ time …
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now we can all tell the little kids why theres no santa.. because he went off the northpole and shot up every one.
he was fed up with being paid milk and cookies for working his butt off all yr long for 700 yrs
i loved this song.. been watching it for like 4 hrs now